dutchster:

don’t you hate it when you wake up to go to the bathroom but all of a sudden you’re on tumblr for 2 weeks and all your plants are dead now

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

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boom clap the sound of my ass

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shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

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riddlemehiddleston:

greeleys:

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY

it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called

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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

eiznekem:

people who are reblogging leaked nudes:

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